Vamanos, amigos

Jun 03

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A Handful of Biodiversity

Fitting nine of anything on two fingers is impressive. These gastropods and echinoderms are a teeny-tiny sample of the ocean’s biodiversity. The Census of Marine Life estimates that there are at least one million species of plants and animals in the sea. Most of have not been described. The nine animals in this photo were collected by Smithsonian researchers in the southern Caribbean, near Curaçao. The scientists are part of the Deep Reef Observation Project and trying to better understand, explore and monitor the biodiversity of deep reefs.

(photo and text via: Smithsonian Ocean Portal)

Baby mermaid friends!

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dailyotter:

Virginia Aquarium Takes in Abandoned Otter Pup!

Help name him here! Via

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themamahen:

Put a bird on it!

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

jaredgeller:

Jean-Jacques Sempé [***]

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nogoodturkey:

back on asgard they called him thor “disco sleeves” odinson

and if you ever get a chance, you should ask him how he earned that nickname

it’s a hell of a tale

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Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND

put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND

carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT

broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

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Jun 02

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